I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me

I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting

The number one cause of divorce Is holding a grudge We are divorced from reality Because we hold a grudge against t… We resent the truth

Civilization began when a discussion group convened to debate the meaning of the phras… The less said, the better

You can’t be free of self-consciousness so you have to be free with self-consciousness; we call this condition

If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…

It was an offer I thought I couldn’t refuse: You can sit there and take it Or leave it Having nowhere to go

“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”

Rare earth metals aren’t actually rare They take their name from the rare earth mettle of ardor, courage, and stamina

In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together

God is the storm un– til He becomes your shelter from the storm. Amen

In boxing you can be the real champ by beating the man who beat the man Just so

The devil used to be a buyer of so… But now he’s a seller To the Big Five tech companies Because the money is just too good How does the devil sell

It’s not for me to judge What is it? Me And I’ve gotta be me So, free will consists of

Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin