In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always

Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry

To elide is to join together by omitting The world elides Jews abide

Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was

The discomfort that Americans now all evince in one another used to be reserved for old people who get rich quick

I went to a personal branding work… only to find that my most marketab… leveraging value from a lack of or… lends itself more to generics

The male gaze sees all or nothing unless it’s blindfolded– then it sees both

The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome

Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley

We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles

If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes

Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap

Father knows best practice is to ask your mother

When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience

Once again, we find ourselves unable to avoid asking– Why do so many people hate Jews to the point of wanting to see the… But let’s refine the question,