When we say something is infinite Say, the universe What we really mean Is that it is unfinished
The fear of God is hard to define… Like many things You know it when you see it Which is whenever you witness some… Summon the courage to do what must…
We subtract to find the difference But at bottom There is no difference Leaving it up to us To make a difference
The only way to become friends And stay friends Is to spend time together Is it any wonder, then That pandemic lockdowns
A lot of brainiacs fail to believe… Because their excellent brains Fail the brainiacs What does a brain do? Because of the ever-shifting tides…
“A quantum state is not an element… instead, it represents the degrees… about the possible outcomes of mea… Just so: A mental state is not an element o…
An antisemite is someone who sees… And wants to keep it for himself So hear me, antisemites– Your obsession Does not make us
Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid
What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.
I have two dogs Which means I’m in double trouble I have three daughters Which means
We fear others Because we cannot trust them We fear God Because we can trust Him
The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When
By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married
I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food
What is the darkness of evil? It is closing your eyes out of fea… But believing yourself blind When all you need do Is open your eyes
