My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control

The truth might set you free but it’s the half truths that will let you remain neutral

There is only one way to claim moral authority: Convincing others that they are the authority in their own life And based on exhaustive research

Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you

My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway

Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes

Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go

Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously

The true test of power today is whether or not you can be forced to accept a forced apology

We already had the unconscious– A vast mechanism to shield us from… And it is so vast Because we are so very wrong But now, with the internet

For the antisemite the Jews’ most galling offense is the audacity of their survival, decoding the latest antisemitic sl… the smear of “Jewish Supremacy”-

Before the culture war you could talk to someone anyone say what you think and, when necessary, append a

Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else

I was waiting for my ship to come… But maybe I should have made like… And built a ship Especially since my neuroses all c… You’ve probably heard of them–

Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth