All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others
The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass
As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world
I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of
My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center
Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air
Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace
A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second
Thesis: I think it through to see it throu… Antithesis: I think it through to see through… Synthesis:
It’s as thoughtless as a fling conjoined with worshiping as we all “Move fast and break thi… For in going from built to last arriving at built too fast
Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade
Once again, we find ourselves unable to avoid asking– Why do so many people hate Jews to the point of wanting to see the… But let’s refine the question,
I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk
Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome
Skulls of Roman glad– iators indicate high rates of C.T.E.
