We should all know by now That every day is a do-over But we fail to realize That this means we’re in overtime And our version of overtime
The odds are always 50/50- It either happens or it doesn’t– Unless everybody believes it can’t… In which case the odds go slightly… This is why your best bet
When at last my colleagues convinced me to go out after work and I’d relaxed enough to drop my… everyone could finally see my helm…
What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best
Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga
By the time Abraham and Isaac cli… Human beings had long since evolve… Survive danger and avoid death Long enough to overcome death By reproducing and raising offspri…
All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others
None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us
If you make the mistake of believi… there’s no room for error the surest way to avoid making ano… is to keep making the same mistake
Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod
The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured
As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen
One of the clearest differences be… Is that all of God’s rules Are written down in the Torah While the devil strictly relies on… This is because
When people say I live on my phone I wonder how they withstand the pr… Of eight tons per square inch
We guard the thin line between love and hate by loving more But we cross the thin line between self-love and self-hate
