Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis
There are two kinds of people in t… Those who believe in God And those who believe in God But also believe in God You can tell the latter
When my father-in-law dusted the cobwebs off our front p… they were back within the week It is hard to feel sorry for a spe… that has negligible capacities for…
Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…
Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life
Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers
If human beings are to survive it will be as cyborgs where AI does all the thinking and we supply all the feeling with the caveat that
I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…
The ego is a helicopter equipped to safeguard belonging deter conflict and elevate status
Past– I know what I want Therefore, I need someone to tell… so I can go ahead and do it Present–
Because we are social beings whenever people said they have no… they always meant they have no soc… Real life was social life But now social life is short for
When we had bodies they called us extras which was short for extraneous though our negligible status lent a degree of latitude
My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game
I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock
It takes billions of years for the… of stars to reach us on earth but for the light its passage is instantaneous Our current relationship with God
