I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…
It used to be that We could feed our souls By serving others Or feed our egos By serving ourselves
It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds
Every time I screw up God says what He has to say and then He says Over and I always think
What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing who believes you are what you wear? The ruling class
If you need to appear weak to access power you’ll end up weak-kneed and abuse your power
You will find The courage to be great If you first Dare to be grateful
Father knows best practice is to ask your mother
A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine
100% of success is showing up on time
A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician
When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing
Actually, we all died in the pande… Life– I can’t afford not to Pandemic life– I can’t afford to… The afterlife– I can’t afford not…
Think about how much control they… with a made up version of eternal damnation Then consider how much freedom you’ll be left with
Before I met you the happiest I’d ever been was when everything I’d ever wante… was on lay-away because I didn’t have to make any…
