The old saying– It’s better to have one and not ne… Than to need one and not have it– Comes from the fact that Everyone has what they need
I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone
Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more
Maya Angelou says we have one hand to help others and one hand to help ourselves
Science was happily letting the cat out of the bag until Schrodinger’s Cat was found in and out of the bag at the same time
The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all
People don’t have beliefs, they ha… beliefs are just how we relate to… More simply: I am a relationship to desire
When success is made mandatory for all it becomes impossible for any
This world is backwards And reverse is the only way forwar… How do we put it in reverse When everything is backwards? By rediscovering our drive
Who is my trainer? God Who is my sparring partner? God Who is my cornerman?
One thing I’ve learned is The good times Weren’t as good As I imagined them to be In fear of the bad times
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar
Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…
A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second
