Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else
I ask God questions all the time and He never answers because He’s focused on listening Looking for answers I turned to ChatGPT
The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous
Our civilization is a bureaucracy And a bureaucracy’s raison d’etre Is to replicate itself Replicate, of course Means to repeat through duplicatio…
Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable
When all politics were still local to exert power you were required to go where the people were gather… In cyberspace all politics are nod… and to exert power you require the…
The difference between the walking… And the walking dead Is what they have in common– The walking wounded can laugh at t… And the walking dead can only laug…
Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I
On paper Scratch that On screen The devil looks unbeatable Since odds always favor
I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed
In my third marriage I went all in on being present in the moment When she left she said that being with me
The rise in sales of cruelty-free products exactly tracks the increased rate at which its consumers visit cruelty upon
Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off
Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy
There is only one way to claim moral authority: Convincing others that they are the authority in their own life And based on exhaustive research
