Goodbye is not always goodbye In fact, it never is For while I may never see you aga… I’ll never unsee you

If you’ve seen one mirror you’ve seen them all

One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party

People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar

After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner

Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…

The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…

Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off

You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor

Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating

I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry

Successful interpretation of the m… Codex on the Golden Rule found in the cavernous ruins of early 21st century civilization may hold the key to understanding

My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center

Mix-up can mean three things: - A state of confusion - Conflict, fight - Mixture If you said