LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio
Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees
The heat of mutual disdain that always sustained us in person has cooled with depersonalized cam… that detain us via cursor
You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…
Your eyes are your tools For processing light But don’t trust the process– Trust the light
The soul is like water The body a glass And a dead body is just A glass from which All the water has evaporated
We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children
People have long complained of working in silos so it’s been amazing to see them embrace putting in all of their emotional…
Thinking the best of myself My best thinking Got me here, Before God
It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that
Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life
The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…
If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…
A memory hole should be just deep enough to bury yourself up to the neck– Any deeper
The days of having a cold spell have given way to the era of casting a cold spell