The metaverse only took off once people realized that the only way to accrue status ther… was through displays of a toleranc…

Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing

I never knew who they thought I really was until I finally staked my claim

In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic

My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged

Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger

Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law

We’re always free to serve ourselves– Liberation is the process of freely choosing to serve others

Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth

The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations

I was always being reassured that I was in the circle of trust but kept in the dark as to my place in it

People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…

The Fed has one lever to pull– interest rates– to keep all of us consuming

You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four

You can never be happy with what you have; on– ly with what you lack