The ego is a helicopter equipped to safeguard belonging deter conflict and elevate status

Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth

All of reality is a temptation To believe in yourself But if you do You’ll never get it– Self-confidence is always lacking

Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing

If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round

If Star Wars is actually told From R2-D2’s perspective Then our only hope Is that God lets us go on believi… We are more powerful

When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…

I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it

There are no endings neither happy nor sad– Does this make you happy or sad? I pretend to answer the question by preferring songs that end

When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that

If you can get what you want you’re selling yourself short

There is only one product but infinite ways to package it

We lost our way when we ran out of time and into eternity because space without time

As the civil war raged on between too much, too soon and too little, too late I thought I’d found

It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece