They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth

I am my own worst enemy But God is my greatest ally I like my odds

If you need to appear weak to access power you’ll end up weak-kneed and abuse your power

I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false

If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon

If we’re all afraid of change and if the more things change the more they stay the same then we’re all afraid that nothing will ever really chan…

When we restrict someone’s space i… we say that they are doing time implying that the rest of us are doing spacetime You do time

A woman’s air of mystery is intended as the breath of life but received by men as a crime to be solved

God loves you more than anyone els… But if you live in denial of this Inevitably you will come to believ… You are your own biggest fan As you stalk yourself

Women give hints So that men will think It was their idea I’ve never been good at taking a h… But I’m good at following orders

You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her

War gave way Not to peace But to endless meetings

I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger

In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb