I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…
In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering s… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor
When the loyal opposition smelled a rat the administration’s defense centered on the fact that it wasn’t the rats that had carrie…
Of late I always feel like I just got off one of the spinning rides at the county fair but that’s just the sensation of civilization accelerating as it
Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth
My mid-life crisis is the fear that my tombstone epit… Like chicken, he went with everyth…
The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb
At bottom freedom consists of the possibility that you are wrong
When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…
Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet
The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up
They say seeing is believing but believing is doing so, logically, seeing is doing and I see what you’re doing so, I know what you believe
Only a fool believes that the river obeys the riverbed
We lost our way when we ran out of time and into eternity because space without time
I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego
