Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world

One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party

The truth might set you free but it’s the half truths that will let you remain neutral

The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…

Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth

The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–

Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way

Like Jacob If you wrestle with the divine Through the darkest hours You will get hurt and limp away Which we call experiencing loss

People still make all the mistakes but now A.I. does all the learning

I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current

The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!

If I were going to rephrase the O… I’d say I believe in God because There’s no better explanation And if I were going to re-explain…

I don’t give a darn about my bland reputation

In the end no one could be held accountable for the catastrophe not because there weren’t plenty of warning signs

I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof