The tough part about loving someon… is that connection supports autono… It’s tough to love someone enough to grant them their freedom and you can only do so
You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling
It all clicked for me when I realized that Hebrew School Is a party school
An overreaction used to tell you who was guilty Now it’s just another link in
Early on a Friday morning Just before I awakened My rabbi said, in a dream So, this is the way the Torah wor… But before he could explain
Entire lives can be lived waiting for the other shoe to drop although often this just means you’re being crushed at a snail’s…
In a bit of irony the only thing that both sides can agree on is that a win-win is intolerable
I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is
Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me
Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done
I can know I think– See Descartes I can think I know– Ask my wife I can even think I think–
I was always afraid to admit I knew they would knife me in the… Until I came to fear God Which is how I know He has my back
I was painting by the numbers But mysteriously One number kept coming up So, I spent the remainder of my y… Working on a series of one paintin…
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I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface
