Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go
They say if you expect disappointment then you will never be disappointed But I say
But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression
I can’t say I have wants and needs; mainly I don’t want to be needy
Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both
Nature codes us for the road Man decodes and lo, a crossroads Where God goads
Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe
There are lots of places to hide things but hiding them in plain sight is the best option for the things that people
Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…
You can never be happy with what you have; on– ly with what you lack
Whenever it looks like the Jews have finally been accepted by their host culture you can be sure that trouble for the Jews
While others await the second coming my own second shortcoming (the first– keeping the peace
It is said that “rules create fun”, but guns create rules while warring results from anarchy
The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke
The only way to survive being abandoned is to love with abandon