As the civil war raged on between too much, too soon and too little, too late I thought I’d found
We like to think That the solution to our problems Is coming together As one human family When this whole time
I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown
The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…
When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…
The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power
If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes
In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help
My mid-life crisis is the fear that my tombstone epit… Like chicken, he went with everyth…
The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless
Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest
I have half a mind to lose my mind and half a mind to find God The question, natch
I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…
