Takeoff always happens just as we are running out of runway

Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose

The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him

My mistake was believing that Smart was short for book smart When actually Book smart is short for book smart… I only figured this out

Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist

Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost

Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires

An ego Without a body Is a ghost And we are All of us

Where the Cold War was Spy vs. Spy The Psyberwar is Psy vs. Psy

There’s a groove I’ve been going… just between heroic and anti-heroi… that’s perfectly romantic But betwixt the truth-teller and the soothsayer

Finding themselves at court in a r… for a body politic gone mad withou… aides could only hope to exploit h… bias in lieu of appeals to his dec…

In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes

Once again, we find ourselves unable to avoid asking– Why do so many people hate Jews to the point of wanting to see the… But let’s refine the question,

If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest

You must go on. I can’t go on. I’ll ramble on.