The distorting effects of social m… have left us warped But we’ve made the best of it seeking our daily pleasure in deciding what

I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for

Never answer a yes or no question. Answer the question that you wish had been asked of you: “Ms. Magill, I’m gonna give you one more opportunity for the world to see your answer. Does...

The bad news is that liberal societies can only cohere in the face of external enemies The good news is that we will never lack for

Pressure is wanting it for someone else Passion is wanting it

Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–

Much of life is boring Which is also why Life is so funny

One of my favorite Peloton instru… Said the following: “You don’t get stronger during the… You get stronger when you recover” By workout I take him to mean

I never believed in automatic writ… until I tried my hand at TikTok and felt an invisible hand gently (as in pleasantly) but insistently (as in relievedly)

1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

Every writer has mistaken his shotgun for a rifle– He may hit where he aims but he will also surely miss In discharging his will to power

In polite society The most threatening words are alw… I’m disappointed in you Which is politesse for There’s a knife in you

After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,

I don’t get mad I get odd