Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry

We should all know by now That every day is a do-over But we fail to realize That this means we’re in overtime And our version of overtime

The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…

I’m not a Buddhist but I understand that the bodhisat… doesn’t enact his escape from suff… exiting the cycle of birth, old ag… but through the determination to r…

If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty

Everything dear to you? You can take all of that and throw it out the Overton window

It’s a sign of the times that No matter the path you take You will know you are finding God When first you become an embarrass… And only then receive

We’ve all learned to speak interne… Rendering us one people divided By a common language Of zeros and ones Convinced we’ve broken the code

At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation

My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so

The saying goes There’s no I in team But there is a me And it’s because You give yourself to the team

Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees

I generally find that the only thi… People are less interested in hear… Than what I dreamt about last nig… Is the poem I wrote this morning Which actually makes sense

You have to do the right thing aut… At the same time you are doing it… This seems impossible because No one has ever quite done it Which is why you might call it

Our thick skulls are a double-edge… Protecting our fragile brains When we are brained with an actual… Even as we are so hardheaded That the truth about our lust for…