I was born in the summer of my 47th year coming home to a place my mazel’d ever been before
In the battle between good and evil good appears to be playing for a tie Evil,
If it can’t be fixed but it must be fixed it stands to reason that you should keep trying the easy fix
All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs
We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…
Now that I’m wearing a mask I find myself telling strangers everything
In the digital age we let our fingers do the talking
Where my father’s faith led him to wear a clerical collar I struggle with faith much as I do with ring around the…
If things feel prearranged it’s because you’ve already rearranged
Woe betide the man who accepts an apology
Somehow we evolved to love a challenge but hate a challenge to our thinking
Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork
Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened
You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of
When you come in peace I fall to pieces And then collect myself For the gathering storm