“A quantum state is not an element… instead, it represents the degrees… about the possible outcomes of mea… Just so: A mental state is not an element o…

Our elites believe That the key to holding their grip… In the face of domestic opposition… Wringing their necks While in the face of external thre…

God doesn’t make mistakes; God makes people People make mistakes And learn from them that God doesn’t make mistakes

The only way to become friends And stay friends Is to spend time together Is it any wonder, then That pandemic lockdowns

Our glass Is an hourglass And whether it is half-full Or half-empty Time is running out

There is one reason And one reason alone That God won’t ever give up on yo… You are His job And God loves His job

I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of

The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring

Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you

But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression

Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–

No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain

My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position

Takeoff always happens just as we are running out of runway

What if Vladimir and Estragon had actually been stalling for Godot