If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when
I have two dogs Which means I’m in double trouble I have three daughters Which means
Thinking the best of myself My best thinking Got me here, Before God
People can’t really love their ene… but they sure can love the enemy of their enemy which actually gets them awful clo… to universal love anyway
You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…
I’ve been running the numbers and the running joke that we’re running the show will keep everyone running in plac… until they all start running for t…
Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had
In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap
A desire Needn’t ever be fulfilled Because in desire I have all That I will ever need
The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power
The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published
Everyone wants to live forever because fear is self-perpetuating No one wants to overcome the fear… because courage is selfless
Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you
7. “Strategic” nuclear war: Assured destruction = yes, but mut… 6. Giant asteroid hits earth: No one to blame 5. Cyber war:
The internet is king And every social media post the sw… Screening out anyone who sees in t… The red flag of totalitarianism And only letting through
