Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?
While others await the second coming my own second shortcoming (the first– keeping the peace
I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it
A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel
100% of success is showing up on time
When I was a kid people grew on me like grass Now they’re more like sod
John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…
All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button
I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes
Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off
It was always an intriguing though… to imagine knowing the date of you… until AI in a thought experiment of its own reimagined death
In order to minimize intra-tribal… while aggressively pursuing class… progressive educated elites turn t… like common schoolyard bullies And the fact that you can only
Guilt is intolerable which is why “I can explain everything” is processed into “I have a theory which explains ev…
We believe that God is being because it’s our only way to access God as meaning
No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain
