History won’t begin when we elimin… hoping that now everyone will get… Because step 1 in ending status i… and step 2 turns out to be elimina… This simulacrum that we live in ai…

The intelligentsia’s job used to b… Biting the invisible hand that fee… And because they couldn’t see it a… They established the surveillance… To locate it everywhere

I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it

It’s up to us Whether we do what we know is wron… Because it feels good in the momen… But if we do The devil is always there

Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!

Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology

The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…

My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged

We’ve gone from individuals distinguishing themselves from the… begging to differ– “Whatever it is, I’m against it”- to groups

A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…

When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade

X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates

I went to bed after a gabfest and had a bad dream that I woke up on, nay in, silent retreat

God knows In a game of hide and seek The best place to hide everything Is right in front of your nose So, you’ll never believe what I j…

Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously