Easy to please but problematic to appease
I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief
Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me
Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met
You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift
Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes
The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven
Breathe in not out
I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…
Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD
My wife I mean my life Is a fulfillment of dreams Where I wish I were wearing pants
People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…
A people pleaser pretends to live in Youtopia but really resides in Myopia because all he can see is what he needs from you
When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid
If: “The unconscious is structured lik… Then: The ego is structured like a trans… of that language into the mother t…
