We’re All The One
Rest assured AI will give us exactly what we d… Because the devil is gentle but fa… Whereas God is tough but more tha…
The most useful secret agents Are those who don’t know the secre… That they are agents of warfare
In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious
To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible
It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral
I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage
My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said
At bottom God is a brute fact and Satan a brutal fact
When the loyal opposition smelled a rat the administration’s defense centered on the fact that it wasn’t the rats that had carrie…
If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest
The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome
If you’ve seen one mirror you’ve seen them all
Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had
The difference between your superego and God is that your superego says You must, but you can’t leaving you with worlds of guilt
The best a mystic can say is that while none of us are one of a kind we’re all kind of a one