The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is

If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants

In his weekend forays for psilocyb… he had always been wary of poisono… but he never accounted for the con… that did him in in the end

The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail

With all other things human beings must guard against what is too good to be true in order to stay alive With God

Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap

My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets

When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs

Just as the yin-yang symbol portrays both dominant sections with a small portion of the opposi… lack sows an abundance of desire and abundance lacks lack

If I said– The worst thing you can say about… is that he always plays it safe– then he sounds like a perfectly ni… But when I say–

Immortality still involves death Because we all still fear death Enough to die from it Moshiach will be the one Whose immortality eliminates death

People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…

God took the risk of betting on us Because He made us to embrace ris… God is betting that we pass our on… What are you willing to risk your… a. Everything

I can either underestimate or over… But I can only underestimate God I can also try to see my enemy acc… But I can only underestimate God And if I could see myself accurat…

In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes