There are no endings neither happy nor sad– Does this make you happy or sad? I pretend to answer the question by preferring songs that end
Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating
Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God
The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure
We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal
You’ll know you’ve weathered their gaslighting if you feel dazed but not confused
Rome wasn’t built in a day But it was sacked In a day and a half
Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy
I like to think of The signs we are all seeing As God’s soft opening
You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack
Every ego is a God complex And like you I almost had myself convinced that I am who I am
Civilization began when a discussion group convened to debate the meaning of the phras… The less said, the better
You can only make a difference in the face of indifference
