Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics
American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that
The best a mystic can say is that while none of us are one of a kind we’re all kind of a one
God gave us creation and said Help yourself and so, we plundered it realizing too late that the only way
The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…
China’s zero-covid policy zeroes in on ideology in order to zero out reality Americans, too, have a zero percen… making justice a total zero
America hates its poor now more than ever because they are the embodiment of embodiment
If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions
If you’re looking for answers life is a wild goose chase If you’re looking for the next que… life is a never-ending scavenger h…
Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging
Pay attention to what is said: “One day we hope to enable every p… to feel as strong a sense of conne… as you feel when you’re physically with someone you love”
For the antisemite the Jews’ most galling offense is the audacity of their survival, decoding the latest antisemitic sl… the smear of “Jewish Supremacy”-
When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped
My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so
I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch