In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic

The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations

When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing

Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana

If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…

I can love God forever Or I can have a beautiful bust of… And gaze upon it until I die Or, even better Upload the image of my bust to the…

Our mistake is in believing That a lifetime of events Come varyingly in one of two forms… Blessing or curse When in truth

In banishing fear of the unknown By knowing it all Our risk is only greater Because now It’s the devil you know

There are no endings neither happy nor sad– Does this make you happy or sad? I pretend to answer the question by preferring songs that end

We are on the cusp of a great cala… The war of all against all Will commence as soon as No one lifts a finger Do not be fooled–

Brexit is a fantasy that a people who previously sat astride a global empire can now sit apart from globalizati… when in reality

Antizionism feels powerful Because it claims the authority Of giving permission to hate But the feeling is soon vanquished Requiring another hit of hate

Our glass Is an hourglass And whether it is half-full Or half-empty Time is running out

We live in an age when the greatest danger is an excess of caution

Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was