Imagine what the mannequins say to… as they go their separate ways fro… as each ships out from the factory A religious mannequin says: There, but for the grace of God,…
The devolution to a permanent ruling class of the progressive educated elite will not be televised Because the elite cut their cords
We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal
When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice
We live in an age when the greatest danger is an excess of caution
My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets
Honesty is the best policy but it’s not an evidence-based practice
Paradoxically To approach perfection You need to make Really big mistakes Ironically
Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about
The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…
I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food
Successful interpretation of the m… Codex on the Golden Rule found in the cavernous ruins of early 21st century civilization may hold the key to understanding
After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,
Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated
Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?