God knows In a game of hide and seek The best place to hide everything Is right in front of your nose So, you’ll never believe what I j…

The passage from thinking we are more intelligent than other animals because we have more power to realizing that we have

When I sallied forth to share my… just one voice in the wild multipl… They told me to go fly a kite; it seemed that’s just life in the… Then I recalled as it began to ta…

As ever There is the easy way And the hard way The hard way Is being condemned to a freedom

When the devil told me “Fuck-up is a noun And so are you” I didn’t know if he meant I’m also a fuck-up

My wife is R2-D2 Which, of course Makes me C-3PO She is constantly getting us into… In order to save us from ourselves

If you give people enough space You’ll be amazed By their flexibility If you give people enough cyberspa… You’ll be aghast

Delusions of grandeur about yourse… Are inevitable Delusions of grandeur about God Are impossible Which is how

God doesn’t make mistakes But He lets us make mistakes Which, unless I’m mistaken Means there’s no mistaking us for… But being mistake prone

Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns

Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time

If you want to ruin a man give him what he wants– This is the devil’s only secret

We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in

After that instead of talking about the weath… or staring at their phones people stared at anyone who talked

My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time