I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current

Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing

The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do

We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children

“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…

You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of

God gives us what is necessary but not sufficient because nothing is ever sufficient

If only hate were but bone deep we could bury it with the bones But hate is buried deep in the sou… with which it reincarnates like a perennial crop of invasive…

In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap

I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…

The first and most important task when you’re joining a non-hierarch… is finding out who’s really in charge The first and most important task

When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage

If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort

As the world closed in the Pollyanna sought safety in numbers only to find herself taking a number

I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when