I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut

I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry

There is one reason And one reason alone That God won’t ever give up on yo… You are His job And God loves His job

Before the culture war you could talk to someone anyone say what you think and, when necessary, append a

In banishing fear of the unknown By knowing it all Our risk is only greater Because now It’s the devil you know

I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of

I have a prediction to make: We can’t predict the ending But when it’s all said and done Everything will seem obvious For example,

I’m the kind of guy Who doesn’t ride a motorcycle But always wears a leather helmet

In the cyber proxy war of all agai… We are all fighting each other So that none of us have to fight Our own worst inclinations

Augmented reality works through addition by subtraction where we’ve lost contact with real… but gained a sun

The most common rookie mistake is thinking that because you know what you were saved from that you also know what you were saved for

People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort

If only hate were but bone deep we could bury it with the bones But hate is buried deep in the sou… with which it reincarnates like a perennial crop of invasive…

Much like God created the univers… Where before there was no universe… In this universe we find patterns Where, upon first glance There are no apparent patterns, ju…

In life We all have brushes with death Leaving wounds That either become scars Or beauty marks