“A chaotic system does not settle into a predictable pattern due to its nonlinear processes”
Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis
Woe betide the man who accepts an apology
There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say
Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met
I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds
Self-discipline is The only real self-indulgence Everything else is self-abnegation
God is one And God is the one that got away But God is still the one that’s got a way
My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret
It is only when you conduct a fearless moral inventory that you will come to fear God because you knew the right thing t… but did the wrong thing anyway
Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns
Given the current nostalgia for shared reality we shouldn’t forget that peak shared reality was mutually assured destruction
I can’t just let go of my past I have to lose a tug of war and get third degree rope burns
When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said
Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…
What is the difference between expressing a feeling and expressing the absence of feel… It is the difference between living under the threat of the Rea…