If you want to ruin a man give him what he wants– This is the devil’s only secret
With organized religion there is a method to the madness In a rational society there is a madness to the method
You can’t give people the benefit of the doubt if you’re incapable of doubting yourself
We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles
Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…
Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you
With all other things human beings must guard against what is too good to be true in order to stay alive With God
Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing
Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:
In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb
You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye
As the boat overfilled with refuge… was turned away from the harbor each of the onshore demographic gr… had their own routinized, ruthless… but surrounded by my own
We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…
Nature codes us for the road Man decodes and lo, a crossroads Where God goads
It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!