I have a tendency to overreact When people tell me to get lost By taking them literally and serio… Which is literally how I found Go… Seriously!

Slow and steady wins the race because there isn’t any finish line

With organized religion there is a method to the madness In a rational society there is a madness to the method

It was always true that if you tried to save the relationship by looking the other way eventually they’d want to be

Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”

They say You can run but you can’t hide Which is why the One Ring With its power of invisibility Is so seductive

You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four

You can’t win, Dearth– Your winnings will never be enough To change your nature Which is lacking the means But knowing the end

There’s no time like the present: Do it now Like, there’s no time like the pre… Do it now, but from an ironic dist… There’s no time to like the presen…

God is like a gifted analyst In that He leads you to reach Your own conclusions God is unlike an analyst In that He doesn’t interpret your…

The difference between God and human beings Is that God gives you what you deserve Which is always what you need

Consider the vowel: In Marxism, the last shall remain… as the second A in materialism always becomes the second E in mat… And in capitalism, of course

Never answer a yes or no question. Answer the question that you wish had been asked of you: “Ms. Magill, I’m gonna give you one more opportunity for the world to see your answer. Does...

I’m not a Buddhist but I understand that the bodhisat… doesn’t enact his escape from suff… exiting the cycle of birth, old ag… but through the determination to r…

Every time I screw up God says what He has to say and then He says Over and I always think