Human beings are social creatures because even though we can only ever talk to ourselves it works better when we talk to ou… in the presence of others

My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church

God’s loyalty is only matched By His Demands The most demanding of which is equ… And by His rewards The most rewarding of which remain…

You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole

Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare

It happened to me That I happened to be And before I knew what was happen… I’d happened upon a crowd Who happened to have some Grey Po…

Faith is an act of will power And since faith isn’t knowledge Because it necessarily involves do… For now, the act is always a predi… I will believe

Upon my retirement I thought to myself Maybe now I can get some work don…

Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest

When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins

Imagine all the things They wouldn’t allow If they were invented now Anything fast: No motorcycles

The ego is like a booster rocket That starts out incredibly massive But sheds its size As it delivers its payload– The soul–

Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker

Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist

When I risk loss for those who are lost only then shall we both be found