Father knows best practice is to ask your mother
Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know
When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
If you Buy it You might Like it
In regular old capitalism we used to say time is money In the attention economy we say
It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece
Because the Real is unimaginable effective liars exploit what people want to be true– This is known as the Unreal But the opposite of the Unreal
In the end no one could be held accountable for the catastrophe not because there weren’t plenty of warning signs
Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine
Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about
In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always
Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade
When the dull knives are out and you say all the approved thing… in all the approved ways you have proved the silencing of dissent
I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger
I can’t say I have wants and needs; mainly I don’t want to be needy