Only a fool believes that the river obeys the riverbed

Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!

The wonder of it all includes everything worth loving but also everything that must be endured So, I wonder about

The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb

Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid

I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment

What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire

In inter-family feuds eventually the gloves come off but in intra-family feuds the masks come off

Free will consists of recognizing the inevitable and choosing wisely

God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate

The world is a cast of characters Social media is a caste of caricatures

I remember saying to myself Okay, this is it the moment of truths

The usual cruelty Is having multiple children And enforcing a hierarchy In order to keep the peace Unusual cruelty

If there is one thing we can all agree on it’s moral certainty

I need the guy who trains your mind so that you can walk barefoot across hot coals to come to my house