Pressure is wanting it for someone else Passion is wanting it

It used to be that We could feed our souls By serving others Or feed our egos By serving ourselves

Living during COVID-19 Was like trying to eat A bag of individually wrapped M&M…

When a woman chooses her mate His first real test Is whether he accepts her dare To propose If he does, we already know her an…

My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy

If Meta has its way Meta will be to the metaverse as God is to the universe Of course if you look God in the face

The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did

If you can catch someone lying to… you can figure out what they want… If you can catch yourself lying to… you can figure out your own desire The former can make you rich

You’ll know the movement for justice has ceased when everyone and everything comes to a standstill

You may think that the unconscious Is there to protect you from seein… How the sausage is made Because if you knew You wouldn’t want to eat it

Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare

There’s always an excuse So, there’s never an excuse For running out of excuses

The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–

All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior

The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology