A dissident today is anyone who realizes that since you’re damned if you do damned if you don’t
As the world closed in the Pollyanna sought safety in numbers only to find herself taking a number
Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like
God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description
Just when you think You’ve seen it all It all falls apart So, you put it back together again Thinking this time it’s forever
If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business
You have a real life if there are no easy solutions You have a real problem if there are no easy solutions but there is an easy way out
A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room
Nature codes us for the road Man decodes and lo, a crossroads Where God goads
Pressure is wanting it for someone else Passion is wanting it
This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew
The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them
Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you
I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself
A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off