If you make the mistake of believi… there’s no room for error the surest way to avoid making ano… is to keep making the same mistake
People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort
Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all
I have what I need I know what I want I do all that I can until my day… My God does all the rest Or
We all know death is coming and yet it remains a surprise ending
Gaslight, gas bright First-class I seek tonight I wish I may I wish I might Have the wishful thought
To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are
Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it
Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con
You bet your bottom dollar I’ll bet the bottom of my heart
I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him
Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…
I want what you want so I want a cow
In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is
It used to be true that “All the world’s a stage” but now that all the world wide web’s a gauge the real world’s but a Faraday Ca…