You can watch my disappearing act as long as you’ve turned your back on the light allowing you to see a mere shadow of myself

Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time

Democracy was superseded not by a police state but by a witness protection progra…

Anselm’s ontological proof fails at proving the existence of God; there is no way around a leap of f… Instead, it proves that human bein… are incapable of accessing God’s m…

A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations

You can’t break the chain of events but you can break the chain of custody for the chain of events

I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach

Like NFL Hall-of-Famer Dick Ve… I’m a Scorpio So, like Coach Vermeil I also tend to cry whenever I spe… About the things that matter most…

In boxing you can be the real champ by beating the man who beat the man Just so

When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone

The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety

If we rest on Shabbos Then sleep alone isn’t rest– It is To borrow a phrase from Freud The dream work

My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged

I was voluntold to make myself sca… But scarcely do they realize In pretending to give me a choice They have unwittingly given me an… Truth or dare?

Faith can only move mountains by ignoring mountains of evidence Like most people who’ve lost their… I’ve retained my ability to ignore mountains of evidence