In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together
Time flies when you’re having fun And the key to fun is wanting Not having
In the analog it was enough to consider the source Now, in the digital you must consider the source code:
Having finally found my place I am ready for anything And everything Don’t worry– There’s a place for anyone
Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn
Language shouldn’t work A word, all words Are defined by other words Defined by still further words And on and on
Men require 613 mitzvos to cleave… As tightly as God cleaves to them Which is indivisibly Women, born closer to God Require just 599 mitzvos to cleave…
If you want a world that isn’t just a bunch of window dressing don’t have a world in which we’re all constantly being window…
We’ve gone from Man’s Search for Meaning To Cyborgs’ search for attention Man’s search for meaning is self-s…
The cover-up is always worse when there’s no crime
It’s no coincidence that a mirror… making all self-examination a form… in which I observe myself to remak… in my own image This only works if I believe
Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…
If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest
The worst-case scenario comes true when enough people believe it’s the best case scenario
I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away
