The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter

If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon

This is a much simpler question than What does a woman want? Hamas wants to kill all Jews in Israel

If you give people enough space You’ll be amazed By their flexibility If you give people enough cyberspa… You’ll be aghast

In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that

The difference between your superego and God is that your superego says You must, but you can’t leaving you with worlds of guilt

The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors

The second half of life is a second chance to give as much as I have received

I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away

We’re told “Never give way on your desire!” even as we learn that “Desire is always the desire of th… Suffice to say,

One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure

Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:

The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves

I don’t believe in myself So, I must control God I believe in God So, I can control myself

The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life: