In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed
Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…
One thing I could do Was need control
Free will consists of recognizing the inevitable and choosing wisely
I try to win but I don’t play to win; I play to play
God is one And God is the one that got away But God is still the one that’s got a way
In a word, the internet is a Goliath Remember, Moshiach will be from the line of… Goliath,
The path to victo– ry begins with laughing at yourself in defeat
You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things
Apocalypse now in the eternal now
Where are you stuck? Wherever it is That’s where you go To find God And get unstuck
I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…
The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul
Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer
If you instill children with self-esteem before they’ve fought and won confidence you’ll make of them cowards
