Life can seem meaningless But I’ve found that Meaning is never lifeless

Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle

If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest

It’s because certain questions will get you killed that certain other questions are also answers

If you want to predict the future determine what is most taken for g… and imagine a world without it I predict a future where words will be replaced

No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case

When God closes one store He opens another

In addiction there is never enough… In God there is always enough How much is enough? As much as we can take And in addiction, we can’t take an…

My soul is the sole part of me My body makes me one of us My mind is made up Of body and soul– So, just like you, I am

In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering h… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor

You will find The courage to be great If you first Dare to be grateful

“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”

Slow and steady wins the race because there isn’t any finish line

When at last my colleagues convinced me to go out after work and I’d relaxed enough to drop my… everyone could finally see my helm…

It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious