We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…
If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring
We flatter ourselves that the prog… man vs. nature to man vs. man culminates in
Actual justice consists of hearing both sides of the story in order to decide which side is in the right meaning that justice
The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident
You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…
People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…
Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off
People complain that religion tell… missing the point that it enables… other people telling you what to d…
Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away
He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear
We are hard wired for cooperation to better compete Marxism fails because it enacts a competition
A movement can only cohere around a shared wish and the left sticks together by collectively wishing that Jews deserve what they get
I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away
If God is dead we get eternal recurrence, when things just keep happening ov… and transference, where every authority figure
