The revolution will be permanent When nobody means what they say But everybody memes what they say
Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin
I don’t get mad I get odd
It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds
Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized
In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering s… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor
The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best
The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer
Either like swords all signs have a point Or like the needle of a compass
In his weekend forays for psilocyb… he had always been wary of poisono… but he never accounted for the con… that did him in in the end
How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…
I’ve been running the numbers and the running joke that we’re running the show will keep everyone running in plac… until they all start running for t…
Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time
After the sexual revolution men thought they could finally get what they want AND what they… while women believed they could at… get what they need AND what they…
At the end of The Sorcerer’s App… as chaos reaches a crescendo the sorcerer appears just in time and sets things back in order Apprenticed to no one,
