Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know
The left believes that the culture war can be won by winning elections The right believes that the culture war can be won
In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die
One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…
Actually, we all died in the pande… Life– I can’t afford not to Pandemic life– I can’t afford to… The afterlife– I can’t afford not…
The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible
After the death of God religion lived on as an inquest taboo
You’ll know you’re but a prop In someone else’s mise en scene When, after the photo op And the choir’s said amen You’re left to close up shop
The conceit of individualism was that you could have a type without even wondering if you might be a type
When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place
The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power
We expect a fiduciary relationship with our financial advisors and all they do is help handle the money Yet we so often fail
I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth
Blathering on about the threat of the other is a means of slathering on the notion that blocks the light: If I am not what you lack
I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that