People keep repeating the same mis… Until they learn their lesson But what if the lesson is that History repeats itself? If you’ve skimmed your Nietzsche

The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer

I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof

Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome

It used to be that if you were obscure you had to be able to handle the truth and if you were famous

Love may never win but love always ties

The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him

Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns

Apocalypse now in the eternal now

When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid

When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker

Past– I know what I want Therefore, I need someone to tell… so I can go ahead and do it Present–

If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round

Just as birds regurgitate to feed their young human beings have culture

Everything dear to you? You can take all of that and throw it out the Overton window